Time?

time? what is time? time is the damn thing you read of the ugly thing on your hand known as a watch if it aint a green day one!!(ref to earlier post..)

welcome back to another lame edition of..erm.. lets call this.. the-thing you-read-when-you-are-bored (TTYRWYAB) blog lol...ok in this issue we will discover how the phrase 'life is full of shit' actually came to mean that life sucked..

it all began one eventful summer day in the complicated yet unknown place known as HUman BOdy. on this very day, everyone living in this town were competing to see who will get to rule the place and so the EYE said, " I should rule this place because without me you cannot seeeee!!!"

"without me and my brother you cannot feel..."said the hands and legs.

"without me you cannot hear..." said the ear.

so the "without me..." war went on and unfortunately eminem wasn't there..lol..so finally someone unexpected showed up and debated for the ruling.. He was non other than ANUS!!!

"without me you shall feel pain!!" exclaimed anus but no one listened so Anus decided to constrict himself and this is known more commonly as constpation. the others didn't believe and so they laughed,"haha. what can a little shit hole like you do?!. haha!"

for the next 7 seven days, the parts in HUman BOdy started to wear down. they could not function with Anus constricting himself and decided to call him their ruler.

what is the moral then my friends?

Life is sooo full of shit that sometimes we can jus wear away. storing soooo much shit in us doesnt help it only makes the little shits holes around us happier so all we jus need to do is...take some laxative, visit the toilet and you would have a jolly good time....cheers mate!!!