Time?

time? what is time? time is the damn thing you read of the ugly thing on your hand known as a watch if it aint a green day one!!(ref to earlier post..)

welcome back to another lame edition of..erm.. lets call this.. the-thing you-read-when-you-are-bored (TTYRWYAB) blog lol...ok in this issue we will discover how the phrase 'life is full of shit' actually came to mean that life sucked..

it all began one eventful summer day in the complicated yet unknown place known as HUman BOdy. on this very day, everyone living in this town were competing to see who will get to rule the place and so the EYE said, " I should rule this place because without me you cannot seeeee!!!"

"without me and my brother you cannot feel..."said the hands and legs.

"without me you cannot hear..." said the ear.

so the "without me..." war went on and unfortunately eminem wasn't there..lol..so finally someone unexpected showed up and debated for the ruling.. He was non other than ANUS!!!

"without me you shall feel pain!!" exclaimed anus but no one listened so Anus decided to constrict himself and this is known more commonly as constpation. the others didn't believe and so they laughed,"haha. what can a little shit hole like you do?!. haha!"

for the next 7 seven days, the parts in HUman BOdy started to wear down. they could not function with Anus constricting himself and decided to call him their ruler.

what is the moral then my friends?

Life is sooo full of shit that sometimes we can jus wear away. storing soooo much shit in us doesnt help it only makes the little shits holes around us happier so all we jus need to do is...take some laxative, visit the toilet and you would have a jolly good time....cheers mate!!!

"Life isn't like a box of chocolates.... It's more like a jar of jalapenos. What you do today might burn your ass tomorrow."

yup..thats my liturgy of life...well today i will attempt to write a lon g entry but bear with me because i am really tired and lazy...what a combi eh... note: sorry if the entry is gonna get boring.

study has been top priority for the past few weeks and its really getting to me...like a north pole to the south..ok...well..i've been really tired and all the lame shit the last few days were jus excuses to get myself entertained..many times for us it has jus gone on to be a monotonous journey like a broken tape recorder and it sucks!

rte now all my energy has been spent on such an area that i am turning more lame...literally and psychologically...and now it doesn't help with all the stupid hype abt the GE now...big deal man...literally...give us more money!!!

ok...i am gonna attempt to crap... for the next few lines i hope...

well...

talk is cheap man because it cost me like 5 cents per message but we shouldnt go around jus tokin because it may jus result in a hell lot of payment when we actually look back when we cursed at the Gov or somethin...why do ppl these days get sooo affected by words..yes i have been guilty of that but not to the point that we can't forgive and forget...sometimes i forgive but i would nv forget cause ppl jus dun deserve it..the whole act abt the wordplay is a cool issue that many ppl jus dun get...the easiest words may be sharper den any two edged sword but the man who doesn get that is jus tracing paper...

yes today its all abt the dry humour so feel free to not luff because like i said...its all abt the wordplay!!!